Miss GB

by Alimony Hustle

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"A perfect pop song about sexism and reality TV. " - Noisey

"Whatever the pair choose to sing about, it’s done with sincerity, heart and awareness, via hugely catchy emo pop." - DIY

"HEARTBREAK: The new song is all about the biggest Love Island drama of last year" - Daily Star

Alimony Hustle’s latest single is about Zara Holland, the former Miss GB who was a contestant on ITV’s reality TV show Love Island, where men and women are sent to a villa in Ibiza and forced to shack up or get kicked out. Zara was dethroned by the Miss GB bosses after footage emerged of her having sex with a fellow housemate.

Alimony Hustle don’t think that writing about the state of the world needs to mean turning a blind eye to all of the trashy, fun pop culture that keeps us entertained every day. Watching reality TV is like seeing the whole world in a microcosm. The song Miss GB is about this: sexism, regret, the death of dreams and, ultimately, doing what you want in the face of all of that.


released March 23, 2017

All tracks recorded and mixed by Matt Johnson at Suburban Home

All tracks mastered by Joe Caithness at Subsequent Mastering

Leah Pritchard - guitars, vocals
Matt Mndolo - drums, bass, vocals

Painting by Chloe Emiabata

Design by Leah



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Track Name: Miss GB
I'm feeling strange
The heavy weight
Of my crown disappears
It's on his floor
I'm trying for
A new Leah here
It's not world peace
But still, to me
It feels pretty key
And that would be
OK to say
If I weren't Miss GB

I'm such a dick
That I wouldn't pick
My title, but this
The buzz goes so quick

I know if they
Can't handle me
That I shouldn't care
But this has been
A lifelong dream
And I'm feeling scared
Does it not make
Me real to see
That I make mistakes
I give my all
To Miss GB
It just takes and it

I don't know how
I'll get by now
Without my crown
Without my crown

I could lose my head
Trying to keep my sash
I could kneel and beg
But they'll never take me back
Or I could start again
Focus on my heart
Knowing Miss GB
Will always be a part
Track Name: No Chill
For Ruby

Chances are this won't last the year
But chances were we'd never meet

I'm not looking for this to fall apart
I hope you know, with all my heart

Even if this falls apart, I will have no chill forever

No chill forever
No chill never